DRAT THAT FAT CAT

Once there was a cat

A fat fat cat

But was that cat fat enough ? No he was not !

So he padded on the path in search of food

The fat cat met a rat

Have you any food rat deep in your hole ?

No I have not said the rat

Too bad then  I must eat you up

Eat me up ? You are fat enough already !

But was that cat fat enough ? No he was not !

So he gobbled up the rat and padded along the path in search of food

With the rat squeak squeak squeaking inside him

The cat met a duck

Have you any food duck  to nibble in your nest ?

No I have not said the duck

Too bad then I must eat you up

Eat me up ? You are fat enough already !

But was that cat fat enough ? No he was not !

So he gobbled up the duck and padded along the path in search of food

With the duck quack quack quacking and the rat squeak squeak squeaking inside him

The fat cat met a dog

Have you any food dog hidden in your house ?

No I have not said the dog

Too bad then  I must eat you up

Eat me up ? You are fat enough already ?

But was that cat fat enough ? No he was not !

So he gobbled up the dog and padded along the path in search of food

With the dog woof woof woofing and the duck quack quack quacking

And the rat squeak squeak squeaking inside him

The fat cat met an old lady

Have you any food old lady at the bottom of your basket ?

No I have not said the little old lady

Too bad then I must eat you up

Eat me up ? You are too fat already ?

But was that cat fat enough ? No he was not !

So he gobbled up the old lady and padded along the path in search of food

With the old lady saying  DRAT THAT FAT CAT !

The dog woof woof woofing

The duck quack quack quacking

And the rat squeak squeak squeaking inside him

A bee buzzed around the fat cat’s head

And without a thought he swallowed it WHOLE !

The bee buzzed around inside the fat cat

Where he found a rat squeak squeak squeaking

A duck quack quack quacking

A dog woof woof woofing

And an old lady saying DRAT THAT CAT !

This is an outrage ! buzzed the bee

There isn’t room to swing a cat in here

The cat had forgotten that bees sting

OW ! cried the fat cat MEEOW OW OW !

Hic ! went the cat and out popped the bee

Hic !  went the cat and out popped the rat

Hic ! went the cat and out popped the duck

Hic ! went the cat and out popped the dog

Hic ! went the cat and out popped the old lady

Dear me said the old lady you must be very hungry

Come home with me and I’ll fatten you up

The cat padded along the path behind her in search of food

Hic hic hiccing all the way home

So was that cat fat enough ? No he was not !

(Written by Pat Thomson)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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