MR McGEE AND THE BITING FLEA

Mr McGee went out to play

Down to the beach one windy day

Mr McGee was running along

Flying his kite and singing a song

Just then a dog came racing by

Frightening the birds up into the  sky

Mr McGee was having fun

Flying his kite up to the sun

When jumping and leaping

The dog joined in

Chasing the kite and making a din

Mr McGee was holding on tight until…

Suddenly he felt a bite

That was when he let go of the kite

Up up it went right out of sight

OWWWWWWWWWW ! cried Mr McGee

Something bad is biting me !!

It wasn’t a fly and it wasn’t a bee

It was as small as small could be

So small it was too small to see

It was a jumping biting flea

OOOOOO !

OWWWWW !

EEEEE! cried Mr MCGee

He twisted and turned

He writhed and he squirmed

OOOOOO !

OWWWWW !

EEEEEE ! cried Mr McGee

Where is that flea that is biting me ?

He squawked and he squealed

He rocked and he reeled

OOOOOO !

OWWWWW !

EEEEEE ! cried Mr Mcgee

He jumped and he jiggled

He wobbled and wiggled

OOOOOO !

OWWWWW !

EEEEEE ! cried Mr McGee

It bit him here

It bit him there

It bit him simply everywhere

OOOOOO !

EEEEEE ! cried Mr McGee

See him hopping all around ?

Now he”s howling on the ground

But still that flea cannot be found

OOOOOO !

OWWWWW !

EEEEEE ! cried Mr McGee

Ah ! Now he’s  got it

Wait and see

Has he caught that pesky flea ?

OOOOOO !

OWWWWW !

EEEEEE ! cried Mr McGee

OOOOOOO !

OWWWWW

EEEEEE !

OOOOOO !

OWWWWWW !

EEEEEE !

And with one mighty jump

He jumped into the sea

That was when the flea jumped free

Oh my ! Oh me ! sang Mr McGee

(It happened that  flea didn’t like the sea…)

It landed in the hair

Of the dog that was there

OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo !

OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo !

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !

(Written by Pamela Allen)

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