Tag Archives: Fun

IF THE WORLD WAS CRAZY

If the world was crazy you know what I’d eat ?

A big slice of soup and a whole quart of meat

A lemonade sandwich and then I might try

Some roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie

A nice notebook salad an underwear roast

An omelette of hats and some crisp cardboard toast

A thick malted milk made fromĀ  pencils and daisies

And that’s what I’d eat if the world was crazy

If the world was crazy you know what I’d wear ?

A chocolate suit and a tie of eclair

Some marshmallow earmuffs some licorice shoes

And I’d read a paper of peppermint news

I’d call the boys Suzie and call the girls Harry

I’d talk through my ears and I always would carry

A paper umbrella for when it grew hazy

To keep in the rain if the world was crazy

If the world were crazy you know what I’d do ?

I’d walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe

I’d fly through the ground and skip through the air

I’d run down the bathtub and bathe on the stair

When I met somebody I’d say “G’bye Jo”

And when I was leaving the I’d say “Hello”

And the greatest of men would be silly and lazy

So I would be king if the world was crazy

 

 

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IF ALL THE RAINDROPS

If all the raindrops

Were lemondrops and gumdrops

O what a rain that would be

Standing outside with my mouth open wide

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

If all the raindrops

Were lemondrops and gumdrops

O what a rain that would be

If all the snowflakes

Were candy bars and milkshakes

O what a snow that would be

Standing outside with my mouth open wide

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

If all the snowflakes

Were candy bars and milkshakes

O what a snow that would be

If all the sunbeams

Were bubblegum and ice cream

O what a sun that would be

Standing outside with my mouth open wide

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

If all the sunbeams were bubblegum and icecream

O what a sun that would be

 

THE QUEEN’S DAY OFF

The Queen looked in her diary

There was nothing at all to do

“I’ll take the day off.” she said

“And so can all of you.”

The Queen threw off her crown

Her jewels and royal frock

She put on her jeans

T-shirt jumper and socks

Then she slid down the bannister

On to the floor

It was so much fun

That she did it twice more !

She went to the park and cycled a bit

Looking for somewhere comfy to sit

She had an ice cream

And a nice sticky bun

A lolly, some popcorn

And said “This is fun !”

She slid on a slide

And swung on a swing

Then threaded some daisies

Into a ring

She waved to new friends

And as it got dark

She danced on her tiptoes

All through the park

Next morning the Queen said

“I did have such fun.”

Then she put on her crown

There was work to be done !

(Written by Sheila May Bird)

ATTENTION PLEASE

Scooby dooby doo

Where are you ?

Oh me !

Oh my !

Hocus pocus

Everybody focus

Holy moly

Guacamole

Macaroni and cheese

Everybody freeze

123 eyes on me

123 eyes on you

To infinity

And beyond

Zip zip zap

We’re all that

Ready to rock

Ready to roll

All set

You bet

Peanut butter

Jelly

Flat tyre

Shhhhh !

Hot fudge

Sundae

Eeny meeny

Miny mo

Zip it ! Lock it !

Put it in your pocket

Are you focused ?

Yes I am !

Hands on top !

That means stop!

Chikka chikka

Boom boom !

Ding dong !

Hello !

Red Robin

Yuuuummmm !

Tootsie roll lollipop !

We’ve been talking now let’s stop

 

THESE TWO CHILDREN

There were these two children

And they were in bed

And it was

Time they were asleep

But they were making a huge noise

Shouting yelling and screaming

Look at me

Look at you

Let’s go mad

Yes ! Let’s go mad

Their Dad heard them

And he shouted up to them

Stop the noise

Stop the noise

If you don’t stop the noise

I’m coming upstairs

And I’ll give you

A bit of real touble

Everything went quiet

A few minutes later

One of the children called out

Dad ! Dad !

When you come up

To give us a bit of real trouble

Can you bring us up

A drink of water as well

(Written by Michael Rosen)