Tag Archives: Fun

BELLA HAD A NEW UMBRELLA

Bella had a new umbrella

Didn’t want to lose it

So when she walked out in the rain

She didn’t ever use it

Her nose went sniff

Her shoes went squish

Her socks grew soggy

Her glasses got foggy

Her pockets filled with water

And a little green froggy

All she could speak was a weak KACHOO !

But Bella’s umbrella

Stayed nice and new

(Written by Eve Merriam)

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BE GLAD YOUR NOSE IS ON YOUR FACE

Be glad your nose is on your face

Not pasted on some other place

For if it were where it is not

You might dislike your nose a lot

Imagine if your precious nose

Were sandwiched in  between your toes

That clearly would not be a treat

For you’d be forced to smell your feet

Your nose would be a source of dread

Were it attached atop your head

It soon would drive you to despair

Forever tickled by your hair

Within your ear your nose would be

An absolute catastrophe

For when you were obliged to sneeze

Your brain would rattle from the breeze

Your nose instead through thick and thin

Remains between your eyes and chin

Not pasted on some other place

Be glad your nose is on your face

(Written by Jack Prelutsky)

 

 

EENY MEENY MINY MO

Eeny meeny miny mo

Catch a tiger by his toe

If he hollers let him go

Eeny meen miny mo

 

Jeema jeema jima jo

Jickamy jackamy jory

Hika sika pika wo

Jeema jeema jima jo

 

Hana mana mona mike

Barcelona bona strike

Hare ware frown venac

Harrico warrico we wo wac

 

Eena meena mina mo

Cracka fina fina fo

Uppa nootcha poppa tootcha

Ring ding dang doe

 

Eeny meeny miny mo

Barcelona stony sty

Eggs  butter cheese bread

Stick stack stone dea

 

Une mine mane mo

Une fine fane fo

Maticaire et matico

Mets la main derriere ton dos

 

Ene mene ming mang

King klang

Osse bosse bakke disse

Eje veje vaek

 

Eena meena ming mong

Ting tay tong

Ooza vooza voka tooza

Vis vos vay

 

Zinti tinti

Tethera methera

Bumfa litera

Hover dover

Dicket dicket

As I sat on my sooty kin

I saw the king of Irel pirel

Playing on Jerusalem pipes

 

Zeenty teenty

Heathery bethery

Bumful oorie

Over Dover

Saw the King of easel diesel

Jumping over Jerusalem wall

 

One potato two potato three potato four

Five potato six potato seven potato more

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NONSENSE NURSERY RHYMES N-Z

Nellie Bligh

Caught a fly

And kept it as a pet

Taking it to school with her

To learn the alphabet

 

Old King Cole was a merry old soul

His crown was tall and twisty

It had a flashing light on top

For when the nights were misty

 

Pussy cat,  pussy cat, where have you been ?

Under the waves in a submarine

Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you see ?

A wobbly jellyfish goggling at me

 

The Queen of Hearts she made some tarts

From spiders dust and soil

And broken bricks

And stones and sticks

And squirts of engine oil

 

Rain rain go away

You’re shrinking me I fear

Please won’t you stop

Another drop

Will make me disappear

 

Simple Simon bought a pie

But when he took a bite

A caterpillar wriggled out

To spoil his appetite

 

Twinkle twinkle little frog

Shivering in your puddle

Hop out of the soggy bog

Come and have a cuddle

 

Up and down the city road

Round and round the market

Riding on my dinosaur

Wherever I can park it

 

Vicky sweet

Got both her feet

Stuck inside one shoe

Now she bounces everywhere

Like a kangaroo

 

Willie Winkie runs through the street

Shoes on his hands gloves on his feet

People are pointing all over town

Wee Willie Winkie’s upside down

 

X was an eXplorer

He explored the mountain heights

In an orange balaclava

And a pair of purple tights

 

Yankee Doodle came to town

Did he take the bus

No he put a saddle

On a hippopotamus

 

Zachary Dapp

Started to flap

Started to flutter and squawk

Climbed on a chair

Jumped in the air

And flew round the room like a hawk

(Written by Richard Edwards and illustrated by Chris Fisher)

NONSENSE NURSERY RHYMES A-M

Andy Dandy’s legs were bandy

Andy’s legs were bent

Through Andy Dandy’s bandy legs

The trains to Scotland went

 

Bobby Shafto’s gone to sea

Sailing with a chimpanzee

They’ll be back at half past three

Bonnie Bobby Shafto

 

Cock a doodle doo !

I think I’ve caught the flu

Shiver shiver cough cough

Atchoo ! Atchoo ! Atchoo !

 

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester

On a winter’s day

An icicle froze

On the end of his nose

And didn’t fall off till May

 

Elsie Marley looks so fine

Dancing down the washing line

Will you be my valentine

Lovely Elsie Marley ?

 

Fee fi fo fum

Little Freddie’s looking glum

How to make him giggle

Give his toe a wiggle

 

Georgie Peorgie pudding and pie

Thought he’d catch a fish to fry

Cast a line above his head

Caught an aeroplane instead

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

He didn’t get bruised, he didn’t get bumped

Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped.

 

I had a little nut tree

I gave the tree a whack

The tree said  “Oi !

You naughty boy !”

And whacked me sharply back

 

Jack Spratt could eat no fat

No sausages no stew

His beard was much too bristly

And it wouldn’t let things through

 

Katie Beardie had a cow

That learnt to drive. Don’t ask me how

The other cows just moo or sleep

But Katie’s cow goes Beep ! Beep ! Beep !

 

Little Bo Peep has washed her sheep

They’d got so grey and greasy

But after a scrub

In a soapy tub

They came out white and fleecy

 

Mary Mary quite contrary

What does your garden hide ?

Beetles and bugs

Slithery slugs

And shells with snails inside

(Written by Richard Edwards and illustrated by Chris Fisher)