If the world was crazy you know what I’d eat ?
A big slice of soup and a whole quart of meat
A lemonade sandwich and then I might try
Some roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie
A nice notebook salad an underwear roast
An omelette of hats and some crisp cardboard toast
A thick malted milk made from pencils and daisies
And that’s what I’d eat if the world was crazy
If the world was crazy you know what I’d wear ?
A chocolate suit and a tie of eclair
Some marshmallow earmuffs some licorice shoes
And I’d read a paper of peppermint news
I’d call the boys Suzie and call the girls Harry
I’d talk through my ears and I always would carry
A paper umbrella for when it grew hazy
To keep in the rain if the world was crazy
If the world were crazy you know what I’d do ?
I’d walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe
I’d fly through the ground and skip through the air
I’d run down the bathtub and bathe on the stair
When I met somebody I’d say “G’bye Jo”
And when I was leaving the I’d say “Hello”
And the greatest of men would be silly and lazy
So I would be king if the world was crazy